*****Our Coraspondent From Chicago*****

Over the last weekend, the Shocker show was on a siesta in order for Cooper and Murdoch to be in Chicago. While there, they partied their asses off with our inside man from Chicago JP!!!! They had a great time, but on last weeks show, JP called in exclaiming that he wanted Coopers "right ass cheek." Dude is it gay, or was our friend a little more drunk than he thought? Seriously, thanks JP!!! YOU THE MAN!!!!

**************Dude is it Gay?************

Has Cj Cumsox crossed the line between straight and gay? Murdoch Stinkfingers and Cooper believe that this picture should have been kept private, but Cj insisted that we post it on our blog. Dude is it gay that Cj wanted himself in a dress on our blog? Has Cj gone too far? And given this picture, does Cj have a tiny cock?

----------When Will The Show Be On?-----------

This no talent ass clown Murdoch Stinkfingers is always deciding when the show will be on the air. We want to do the show on Saturday nights at 11pm CT weekly, but this ass ramming hack, can never let us know when the show will be? So you tell us, when will the show be? Check weekly for Murdoch's decision?